Let us preface this story with one thing that you may or may not already know. People are stupid.

Early one Thursday morning, a man was robbed while making a delivery at a Taco Bell in Macon, Georgia.

At 5 AM in the morning, two geniuses men dressed in black came out of the woods behind the Macon, Georgia Taco Bell. One was carrying a pistol and the other carried a rifle, according to a police report. The men demanded that the deliveryman open the safe, but he did not have the combination. They finally decided to take his wallet and leave.

Its pretty crappy that we live in a kind of world where things like this happen and all that, but we’re here to take you on a journey. We’re here to guide you through what, logically, had to have been their thought process.

It all started with two people deciding that they needed money. After wading through the obvious ideas like jobs, loans and eBay, they somehow decided robbery was a viable option. Realizing they needed weapons to carry out their master plan, they scrounged up the only weapons they had: a pistol and a rifle.

At some point just before the delivery guy arrived, one guy asked the other why he got to carry the rifle. Possible answers to this question include:
“because I’m older than you,”
“because robbing Taco Bell was my idea,” and
“because I’m the one that got the guns from my dad’s gun cabinet,”

Finally, the delivery guy arrives at the Taco Bell and the two men approach him. When the delivery guy broke the news that he couldn’t open the safe, they demanded his wallet.

All of this planning and effort netted the two men 10 dollars in cash, debit cards they can never use and a 4 year old condom.

People are stupid.

17 year old Joey Gaydos Jr. of “School of Rock” fame was busted for DUI outside of a Taco Bell. Really though, we’ll leave the gay jokes to you guys ’cause I bet he’s heard ‘em all before.

Joey Gaydos Jr. was 12 years old when he played Zack Mooneyham in the 2003 movie “School of Rock.” He has not pursued any acting jobs since then, but at age 17 has gotten himself into a spot of trouble. Mister Gaydos was arrested last month in Michigan for driving under the influence. He was caught by police “trying to drive away from a Taco Bell while intoxicated.” The rest of the details are scarce, but the fact that he was caught “trying” to drive away from the drive through sounds pretty bad.

Other than acting (and apparently drinking), Gaydos has toured the world performing for audiences everywhere and at age 13, he released his debut CD. Besides guitar, Joey recorded all vocals, mandolin, and keyboards. In 2005, he formed The Joey Gaydos Group consisting of him and two others.

Joshua Trout, 19, decided to speed through a Dodge County Taco Bell parking lot at 11:55 PM. When Joshua lost control of his vehicle, he rolled into the dining room of the Taco Bell hospitalizing him and his passenger April Callies.

Charges of “Causing bodily harm by reckless driving and unreasonable and imprudent speed” are pending against the driver of the truck. April and Joshua were both hospitalized but patient reports were unavailable.

Little information was given, but we can only assume he was very excited to eat his newly purchased Taco Bell. Anyone that excited about Taco Bell surely deserves to be commended, but a love for Taco Bell should never lead to bodily injury. In fact, for us here at Blog Outside The Bun, Taco Bell makes life better and brighter. As much as speeding home to eat Taco Bell sounds like an awesome idea, its better to just wait it out. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and that few minutes it takes to get home will make you enjoy your hard-earned Taco Bell that much more.

*Truck pictured not same truck featured in story.

So, there are these two kids, right. So they decide they want to do some drugs. Not only do they want to do some drugs, including marijuana and heroin, but they decide that they want to do these drugs in a car, in a parking lot. Being the intelligent kids that they are, they decide that it would be a great idea to do these drugs, in their car, in a Taco Bell parking lot in Solomons, Maryland. On top of all of these great decisions already, they also decided to do it at 8 in the evening.

James Smith arrested arrested Derek Craig Bradley, 20, and Brandon Angelo Meredith, 19. Office Smith also found a spoon and homemade burner that could potentially be used to prepare the controlled substance heroin. They were both charged with possession of marijuana and possession with intent to use drug paraphernalia.

Seriously, though. If you’re going to do something stupid and illegal don’t do it in a well trafficked area before its even completely dark outside.

Police are still looking for Pranksters that in Sedalia, Missouri that reportedly used a Taco Bell drive-through radio signal to shout vulgarities at customers. The pranksters in question posed as Taco Bell employees on Tuesday afternoon, but the ordeal only lasted a few minutes.

Despite the fact that it was just a practical joke, they could face charges. The employees of the Taco Bell said that they would definitely press charges if the pranksters were caught.

In order to do something like this, the suspects “would have to be in relatively close proximity to” the Taco Bell to interfere with the drive-through speaker.

[Via Google News]